“Got whiffy pits? Don’t know what to say?  This show will provide you with definitive answers to any and every thinkable question. We will deliver the single omnipotent truth. You will become enlightened and/or go to heaven. We fearlessly put the neo in the neo-post-post-post-post-post-structuralism. We love Heidegger and loathe Matthew Arnold. We love sociology and are suspicious of psychology. We love all music, except the kind we hate. We are not haters. We is a rose is a rose is you is here.”